stay out stay out STAY OUT
Sometimes I wish I could show you how much you changed me, but I’m not a part of your life anymore. I’ve accepted my solitude I just wish it didn’t take me hurting you to figure out that I should be alone.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”, my first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
When your lady on her period.
this got funnier as it went
“Don’t call her a bitch but
GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”
Facts 😂
There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony
This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing
(via giggle)
It’s 2016 and pencil erasers still don’t last as long as the pencil.
(via giggle)
One day my dreams wont let go, only then will I know freedom.
I cant do this
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Finally free…. Words cant describe my excitement. So soon I can hardly wait!
if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
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